The Team
Who We Are
Welcome to OnlyGoat.fans, the exclusive destination for the world’s most spoiled Nigerian Dwarf nobility, living their outrageous lives at the historic Dwarf Star Serenity estate in Colorado.
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Dutchess Helga
Runs this place
The Original Diva and Matriarch whose foot-stamping is a royal decree for service.
Lord Flannigan
Cuddler
The Cuddle Tax Collector whose sweet snuggles are the highly desired content in the Private Quarters logs.
Lady Penelope Phoenix
Elusive Starlet
Notoriously snubby and may initially appear standoffish, but she is lovely once you earn her trust. You can try to charm her by commissioning Custom Couture shows for her,
Sir Miles Wycliff (Milky Way)
Gentleman
Well rounded sweet gentleman, known for his soft head scratches and his gentle, caring demeanor. He is the quiet anchor of the estate and your most patient young goat.